ROBERT MORGAN FISHER - LYRICS
  
		
 Notes for a Novel (2012) 
 
UNIMPRESSED 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
  
(CHORUS) I've been making notes for a novel 
I'm gonna call that novel Unimpressed 
Cause that's what I am 
 
It's about a punk with junk in his yard 
Complains all about how his life's so hard 
But he's got a bathtub full of meth and a dream 
He had a pit bull named Time Bomb 
Who chewed off the mailman's face 
Said it was all the mailman's fault 
that he shoulda just run in place 
instead of running away 
on that sad, sad day 
When a boy lost his dog, oh no ... 
I'm unimpressed 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
It's about a Guv with no love lost 
For the aliens who won't be bossed 
So he's bleaching my bath water for whiter whites 
The bad guy is a woman 
Who's papers aren't in order  
So he takes her native born son 
Sends the woman back across the border 
And America's safer 
One less brown-skinned raper 
God Bless our family values, oh no ... 
I'm unimpressed  
 
(CHORUS) 
It's about a jock who mocks the rules 
anabolic 'roids are his favorite fuel 
And he's just learned how to spell his own name 
He's never cracked a book but he's been booked on crack 
You might say he's a little dense 
But he knows why I pay him the big bucks 
"Cause da ball goes over da fence!" 
Now he's living in shame 
asterisk by his name 
in the holy baseball record books, oh no ... 
I'm unimpressed 
  
(RECITATION BRIDGE) 
In the end I send everyone to jail but the woman is only one who makes bail 
Cause her native-born son wins the World Series 
And the xenophobic Guv with no love lost turns out to be a Sicilian Boss 
Who gets punked in prison by the punk who gets chopped up into little chunks 
By a pit-bull that's owned by  the jock -- 
And if you haven't guessed 
I'm unimpressed 
But I'm not a heartless cynic, oh no ... 
I'm unimpressed 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
 
DON'T YOU WANNA GO TO MARS? 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Durell has a dream 
just like Martin Luther King 
It's a dream that he has passed on to his son 
It's a dream to be an astronaut, but not just any astronaut 
We're talking first man on the 4th rock from the sun 
 
Calculator in the crib 
starts young Taury's trip 
Knew his times tables by the age of 3 
At 5 it he knew his long division, Calculus by the age of 7, 
Now he's 9 and doing Trigonometry 
 
(CHORUS) 
Don't you want to go to Mars? 
Don't you want to go to Mars? 
Now what we've come this far 
Don't you want to go to Mars? 
 
Aliyah's in Iraq 
don't know when she's coming back 
Yeah, Momma's been gone 14 months or more 
Sends pictures through the Internet, landscape red and desolate 
like an Evil Eden for the God of War 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
(BRIDGE) 
There's a slave ship in 1688 
Sailing cross the stormy Middle Passage 
There's a space ship in 2028 
Like a silver bottle carrying a message 
 
Durell calls Taury "Rain Man" 
it's a joke but they're in pain, man 
Lately Taury's apathetic, sad and bored 
Last they heard Aliyah, had been stop-lossed to Haditha 
If they could only follow that ol' Drinking Gourd 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
 
ANGEL WITHIN 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
My boys recognized her, said that girl gets around 
Mama watch out - she's the talk of the town 
I shooed them away and invited her in 
From the cut of her clothes, she was well-versed in sin 
Her body was buxom but her face it was worn 
I could tell right away she'd been workin' the porn 
 
Lord knows how she found me, this rough little flower 
I teach 'em to sing and I charge by the hour 
Many a young girl wants to carry that torch 
But they first have to make it past my front porch 
Some come through the website, some by word of mouth 
But I'm awful particular ‘bout who enters my house 
 
(CHORUS) 
Cause I'm a good Christian woman, or I'm trying to be 
Got two boys that I raised since my husband left me 
But I don't think it's fair to judge someone's skin 
Cause in each one of us there's an angel within, an angel within 
 
I don't think you should stay here, I started to say 
she lowered her head: Please don't send me away 
I quit the skin-trade and I'm now 6 weeks clean 
I'm through with that life, I just wanna sing 
I thought I should act before kindness fails 
So I pulled down the shade and started some scales ... 
 
(BRIDGE) 
Make a joyful noise unto the ... Lord help those that help themselves 
 
Her voice was unsteady, she didn't have that much range 
But after several weeks, I noticed a change 
She developed vibrato and a tone all her own 
A smoky contralto as tough as a stone 
I taught her to coo and I taught her to belt 
I taught her to sing every feeling she felt 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
The boys are asleep and it's my quiet time 
I'm watching a show about the late Patsy Cline 
Patsy did some hard living, embarrassing things 
Before she got the chance to teach the world how to sing 
It's like we peel back the layers, scrape off the dirt 
Until sorrow takes wing like a beautiful bird 
 
I ain't seen her in weeks, guess the road took a fork 
Some go to Las Vegas and others New York 
Where did she go? I didn't know where to search 
I regret that I never took her down to my church 
She just might go far if she stays off the meth 
I whisper a prayer with my last waking breath 
 
Cause I'm a good Christian woman, or I'm trying to be 
Got two boys sound asleep and I'm lost in a dream 
I expect soon enough I will see her again 
When the world recognizes the angel within, 
angel within, Angel within, 
Angel with ... 
In all labor there is profit. 
 
 
OUGHTA BE A HIGHWAY 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI and Darryl Purpose/Gambler's Grace Music-SESAC) 
 
I'm riding across this wasteland 
6 days west of a town called Cheyenne 
Got a map and a compass, horse and a gun 
gonna find me some gold in the California sun 
 
Now this old horse, she's made good time 
now we have these mountains to climb 
Got everything I own in these saddle bags 
They're weighing her down and she's starting to drag 
 
There oughta be a highway through these hills 
some prairie schooners with 18 wheels 
And a million horsepower for to carry your load 
there oughta be a highway, there oughta be a road 
 
I'm hungry and tired and thirsty as well 
Needing a warm bath, feeling like hell 
I ain't seen a woman since I don't know when 
I been talking to myself, like a crazy man 
 
And there oughta be a highway - hope they build one soon 
And every few miles, a big saloon 
A hot meal and a woman for to hold your hand 
Yes there oughta be a highway runnin through this land 
 
And there oughta be a highway six lanes wide 
With some green and white roadsigns along the side 
To measure the miles, for to be your guide 
Yes there oughta be a highway across this Great Divide 
 
I'm thinking back to when I hit St Lou' 
I'd come a long way, thought I was through 
Those friendly people they welcomed me in 
But they said don't stop now, go west young man 
 
And there oughta be a highway runnin' o'er this land 
With a way to get on, and get off again 
Welcoming Arches, fossil fuel on demand 
Yes there oughta be a highway runnin o'er this land 
 
 
ANATOMY 101 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
The heart is the only part of a body that never, ever gets cancer 
It's a medical mystery, a complete curiosity 
that's inspired many a stanza 
Ask the heart if it ever wants to quit this endeavor 
"Never" is always the answer 
That's why the heart is the only part of a body that never, ever gets cancer 
 
The eyes are the only part of a body in which you can see your reflection 
Like a pond or a mirror, you can see yourself there 
When you look at someone with affection 
Ask them to lie, the eyes will say: Why? Naked truth tends to trump all deception 
That's why the eyes are the only part of a body in which you can see your reflection 
 
(BRIDGE) 
Some say there's a reason for every disease and a grand intelligent design 
I don't know if that's true, I just know I love you 
And I know what's inside of mine 
 
The soul is the only part of a body you cannot hold in your hand 
It's a wisp of a thing, but it's everything 
Like a passport to some future land 
Ask the soul where inside, it likes to reside 
It will say: You just don't understand  
That's why the soul is the only part of a body you cannot hold in your hand 
 
 
KISSINGER 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
There's skeletons in the closet, Lord, they've tried but they can't lock it 
Millions upon millions of bleached bones 
Ribcages of babies, femurs of old ladies 
You can still hear the carnage and the moans 
It all happened for a reason, it's the worst kind of treason 
The time has come for someone to atone 
To face my music, one man must stand alone 
 
And what of Henry? What of Henry Kissinger? 
And what of Henry? What of Henry Kissinger? 
 
To begin with, we must find a place, how ‘bout the Fall of '68? 
He sabotaged the Talks to end The War 
"If Tricky Dick's elected, take my word you'll be protected" 
So the Viet Cong, they walk right out the door 
But after the election, Nixon offers no concessions 
The plan for peace is shoved into a drawer 
And one more year of war turned into four 
 
And what of Henry? What of "Envoy" Kissinger? 
And what of Henry? What of Henry Kissinger? 
 
Old "Hank" was on a roll, once you've got a high death toll 
You don't mind that stench like putrefied ammonia 
In the name of "Peace with Honor," Henry scrambled all his bombers 
Brought that smell to millions in Cambodia 
I know these rhymes ain't tight, though you know I've really tried 
So how ‘bout we just end this verse with "Josef Mengele"? 
He was a "Doctor" too ... Josef Mengele 
 
And what of Henry? What of "Doctor" Kissinger? 
Do no harm, Henry. What of Henry Kissinger? 
 
Was convenient, if not ominous, Hank was out to get the communists 
Next stop: Chile, South America 
In the Tropic of Capricorn, it was "Assassination Porn" 
His own version of "CIA Erotica"  
You may think I'm bein ‘ silly, but Hank actually described Chile 
As a "Dagger pointed at the heart of Antarctica" 
Which might explain the Ozone Hole -- if you're psychotica 
 
And what of Henry? What of "Agent" Kissinger? 
And what of Henry? What of Henry Kissinger? 
 
In his entrepreneurial way, Hank invented Pinochet 
Don't the name sound like a red and robust wine? 
But the only red that flows is the blood of desaparecidos 
From the Death Squads formed by Kissinger's design 
The mass graves exploded forth, as the franchise headed north 
All the way past Chiapas Borderline 
Like a strangulating, evil, twisted vine 
 
And what of Henry? What of "Senor" Kissinger? 
Que paso, Henry? What of Henry Kissinger? 
 
Everyone was quite surprised when Hank won the Nobel Prize 
Guess that Oslo never heard of Bangladesh 
Or the genocidal  virus, Henry unleashed upon Cyprus 
No one noticed what with Nixon in the press 
With the blessing of this jerk, Cyprus soon fell to the Turks 
With the usual rape and torture, murder-mess 
Just once I'd like to hear the man confess 
 
And what of Henry? "Nobel Laureate" Kissinger? 
And what of Henry? What of Henry Kissinger? 
 
Bechtel, Halliburton, one thing that is for certain, 
They've all got a friend in this senile maniac 
Circling like a vulture, feed the exploitation culture 
Meanwhile, every town has a kid coming home in a sack 
Justification for this war's all wrong, turns out that Hank was there all along 
Don't you know "Power is the ultimate Aphrodisiac?" 
And who needs Viagra when you've got Iraq? 
 
And what of Henry? "Elder Statesman" Kissinger? 
And what of Henry? What of Henry Kissinger? 
 
Looks like we're outta time, there's just far too many crimes 
The worst part is: he remained so influential 
His excuses are too vague, someone notify The Hague 
What I'd give to see this putz act penitential 
Instead of puffing out his chest, assuring us that he knows best 
hiding behind words like "confidential" 
Reaching for the crutch of his credentials 
 
And what of Henry? And what of Henry? 
And what of Henry?  What of Citizen Kissinger? 
Kissinger ... 
 
 
HAROLD EXAMINER 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Afternoon paper on my doorstep 
Elysian Fields of Camarillo across the street 
This was back when Camarillo was a dumping ground for crazies 
State Hospital, Charlie Parker's grim defeat 
The Rolling Stones had just been busted 
Tet New Year Indochina - living hell 
Summer of love mortally wounded at a motel out in Memphis 
Finished off at the Ambassador Hotel 
Let's pretend our arms are threshers 
This alfalfa soft as a prisoner's prayer 
Lay back in the paddock, green stalks clenched between our teeth 
Kenny said he'd race me from here to there 
All at once, we came upon a clearing 
With a bunch of potted plants all in a row 
And other plants much taller, growing straight out of the ground 
Kenny turned to me and said: Hey --whaddya know? 
 
(CHORUS) 
And the ghost of Charlie Parker looking down 
Blesses all the children of the town 
God's beard is a cloud, I whispered to myself 
every Saturday night watching Adam-12, one Adam-12 
 
It was just about that time that a paperboy 
named Harold rode up upon his bike 
We were scared cause Harold was a lot bigger than us 
But it turned out Kenny knew Harold's younger brother Mike 
Harold casually got down off his bike 
Lit a menthol cigarette which we declined 
Hills Brothers Coffee can full of water inside his paper pouch 
Harold looked like he had something on his mind 
He said this thing was a secret garden 
For some kind of a high school special science fair 
I have to go up north this weekend to San Francisco, he said 
Would you mind watering the plants while I'm up there? 
Well, what kind of plants? we said 
They don't seem to us much more than little weeds 
Harold laughed and said, You got it and he paid us fifty cents 
But don't mention it to anyone – there's no need 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
Harold split and we took one of the little potted plants 
To a scoutmaster neighbor named Larry Hoops 
Larry jumped on the phone and said "I appear to have a plant 
that resembles marijuana" and Kenny and I looked at each other and said, "Oops" 
Every cop in Camarillo converged upon our street 
We were held up as 4th Grade Royalty 
And the look on Harold's face as they led him off in cuffs 
Was like he wished he'd paid us more for loyalty 
Kenny took his quarter and invested 
In an early death from AIDS and prescription pills 
Sometimes late at night I drive up the 101 and cruise old neighborhoods 
Built on Elysian Fields 
I hardly ever read the paper anymore 
None of the news seems to make a lick of sense 
And anyway I think we've all gone well past the point 
Of ever making ever any meaningful amends 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
 
THE JESTER KING 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
There once was a bad king who gave up his crown 
For running his kingdom straight into the ground 
But the will of the people could not be denied 
And into the castle a new king did ride 
The friends of the old king could not understand 
Why peace and prosperity now ruled the land 
 
But the old king's horseshit and the old king's friends 
Couldn't restore him to power again 
Couldn't restore him to power again 
 
Now the son of the old king was a white-knuckle drunk 
Everything that he touched, turned into junk 
He was drunker and dumber than most common folk 
Everything that he said, come out as a joke 
The old king said: "Your majesty, I have a request, sir. 
Would you employ my son as the Kingdom's Court Jester?" 
 
But the truth was the old king and all of his friends 
Were itching to get back in power again 
Itching to get back in power again 
 
The new king considered the old king's request 
And to be fair, the new king was quite fond of jest 
So with malice towards none, he filled the position 
With the son of the old king, to ease the transition 
The loudest and dumbest of peasants rejoiced 
It seemed that the new king had made a good choice 
 
But the old king's horseshit and the old king's friends 
Would soon tip the balance of power again 
Soon tip the balance of power again 
 
The first day the Jester showed up with a grin 
But he didn't tell jokes, he merely broke wind 
He played to the crowd's ignorant superstition 
And accused disbelievers of downright sedition 
He lied and he laughed and much mud he did sling 
Till the crowd just went crazy and murdered the king 
 
The old king's horseshit and the old king's friends 
Had swindled the people and come back again 
Swindled the people and come back again 
 
The Jester declared war on several nations 
Then took off on one long extended vacation 
He looted the treasure for what it was worth 
Even destroyed that stone that said "Peace on Earth" 
Miles of wilderness were burned and laid bare 
While rhetoric and hate spewed out tons of hot air 
 
The Jester-King's horseshit and the Jester-King's friends 
Were filling the kingdom with foul air again 
Killing the kingdom with foul air again 
 
But far to the south, the storm clouds did gather 
and people detected a change in the weather 
"This hot air you're spewing has started to fester - 
Oh where is our savior, where is the Jester?" 
But the Jester-King laughed as the people made haste 
the soft black underbelly of the Kingdom laid waste 
 
The Jester-King's horseshit and the Jester-King's friends 
Couldn't put things back together again 
Couldn't put things back together again 
 
The bodies were floating, the levee was breached 
The gates of the kingdom were soon under siege 
Let this be a lesson to those that would rule 
A kingdom can't last at the hands of a fool 
And the people's blind trust in a God that would save them 
Works the best if use the brain that God gave them 
 
The Jester-King's horseshit and the Jester-King's friends 
Made sure that they'd never taste freedom again 
Made sure that they'd never taste freedom again 
 
 
WE'LL BUY A FLAG 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
The flag wavers, they all came to town 
The day the Twin Towers crumbled to the ground 
Like a comfort woman in the Second World War 
Old Glory was pimped out into some kinda two-bit whore 
Offering a discount rate in some alley off the boulevard 
We were strongly encouraged to display her in our front yard 
 
(CHORUS) 
But we'll buy a flag 
We'll buy a flag 
We'll buy a flag when we get our country back 
 
Then there came the stickers on the cars 
The way those rebels like to wave the stars and bars 
They had cute slogans, like: These colors do not run ... 
But what they really wanted was our daughters and our sons 
To plant that flag in some foreign glory hole 
So they could justify the elections that they stole 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
This is not a snarky snivel or a gripe 
Swear to God, I dearly love those stars and stripes 
But nowadays you know it isn't very often 
You see those flag wavers taking time to cover coffins 
Cause they don't like it when you confuse them with the facts 
They just hide behind their own little Patriot Act 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
The other day, went grocery shopping with my boys 
There was a kiosk, selling flags next to the toys 
They waved it high and I felt perplexed and proud 
When I explained to them that we just weren't allowed 
I said the old red white and blue had been disgraced 
But God willing things will change and one of these days ... 
 
But we'll buy a flag (and sew it on our backpack) 
We'll buy a flag (and walk through Europe) 
We'll buy a flag when we get our country back 
But we'll buy a flag (it's my country too) 
We'll buy a flag 
We'll buy a flag when we get our country back 
But we'll buy a flag 
We'll buy a flag 
We'll buy a flag when we get our country back 
 
 
MORRISON FIXED HIS GUITAR 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Let this world report me well and truly 
As I ascend to my evening empire 
Twilight breeze at my back makes me feel like Kerouac 
All the wildflowers have grown back from the fire 
Love brought me here and I believe I feel the Earth's 
pulsing courage and unbreakable heart 
Every being is my son in whom I am well pleased 
Now that Morrison fixed his guitar 
 
Full moon rises like a freshly polished cueball 
looks like it was only born tonight 
frames the funny notion it just popped out of the ocean 
There's not one single crater in sight 
I'm sponsoring other drivers in my lane 
Marveling at the miracle of my car 
Let this world report me well and truly 
Morrison fixed his guitar 
 
CHORUS 
Yeah Morrison's guitar got fixed 
Holy state of grace striking up the band 
And just like the artisan that he is - 
repaired it with his two bare hands 
 
The lead story on the evening news is happy 
And every radio station plays my favorite song 
After all these years, finally found a real career 
fragile attitudes of failure all but gone 
And for the first time you know I think I understand: 
Every furrow in the field is a scar 
Let old seeds of disappointment be transformed by our tears 
Now that Morrison fixed his guitar 
 
CHORUS 
 
It's an old Gibson Sunburst acoustic 
Takes a little axe to bring down a big tree 
Threw it across the room in fit of rage and gloom 
And from that day forth remained our refugee 
But no more will the muse be left unmanned 
The drought is over, refill the repertoire 
Witness now the prodigal's return 
Morrison fixed his guitar 
 
CHORUS 
 
Love brought me here and I believe I feel the Earth's 
pulsing courage and unbreakable heart 
Every being is my son in whom I am well pleased 
Now that Morrison fixed his guitar 
Let this world report me well and truly 
Now that Morrison fixed his guitar 
 
 
GRANTED 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI and Darryl Purpose/Gambler's Grace Music-SESAC) 
 
Look what I found growing in my garden 
down on the ground topsoil parting 
Here comes a sprout, innocent and slender 
here comes a cloud, raindrops so tender 
 
Saving my seeds for the next harvest 
pulling up weeds like I'm an artist 
God's grand design — now I understand it 
And I'm resigned to how he planned it 
 
(BRIDGE) 
Roots strong  grow long 
fingertips to the sun 
sing your sweet song 
The fruits of our labor are won 
Fruits of our labor are one 
 
Righting all wrongs, can you feel the power? 
Fill up my lungs with fragrant flowers 
It seems like years since it was planted 
now it appears my wish is granted 
 
 
BIG JOE AND PHANTOM 309 
(Tommy Faile/Copyright Fort Knox Music, Inc. and Trio Music Company, Inc.) 
 
I was out on the east coast a few years back, tryin' to make a buck 
Times got hard, don't you know I got down on my luck 
I got tired a-roamin' and bummin' around 
So I figured I'd thumb my way out west, back to my old hometown 
 
I made quite a few miles in the first coupla days 
Hell, I figured I'd be home in week if my luck held out this way 
But don't you know it was the third night and I got stranded, way out of town 
At a cold, lonely crossroads, rain pourin' down 
 
I was hungry and freezin', caught myself a chill 
When the lights of a big semi topped the hill 
Man you shoulda seen me smile when I heard them air brakes come on 
And I climbed up into that cab, where I knew it'd be warm 
 
At the wheel sit a big man, he musta weighed about two-ten 
He stuck out his hand and said with a grin 
"Big Joe's the name", I told him mine 
And he said: "And this here rig is called Phantom 309" 
 
Well, I asked Joe why he called his rig such a name 
Joe smiled and said: "Why son, don't you know this old Mack be puttin' 'em all to shame! 
There ain't a driver, or a rig on this or any other line 
seen nothin' but the taillights of Phantom 309" 
 
So he pushed her ahead with 10 forward gears 
I told my stories and Joe told his 
dashboard was lit like a pinball machine 
The most serious semi truck I think I've ever seen 
 
Yeah, we rode and talked the better part of the night 
Till almost mysteriously, the lights of an old truck stop came into sight 
Joe said: "I'm sorry son, this is as far as you go. 
You see, I kinda gotta be makin' a turn, just up the road." 
 
But I'll be damned if he didn't toss me a dime as he threw it in low 
And said: "Go inside there, son, and have yourself a cup of coffee on old Big Joe." 
And I mean to tell ya, when Joe and his rig roared off in the night 
-- man, in nothin' flat, they was clean outta sight 
 
Well, I went inside that truck stop - well, I ordered me up a cup of mud 
Sayin': "Big Joe is settin' this dude up!" 
You coulda heard a pin drop, it got so deathly quiet 
And as the waiter's face turned kinda white. 
 
"What's the matter? Did I say something wrong?" I kinda said with a halfway grin 
He said: "No son, this happens every now and then 
You see, Every driver in here knows Big Joe 
- but let me tell you what happened just ten years ago ... 
 
It was out at that cold lonely crossroads where you musta flagged Joe down 
There was a whole bus load of kids, they were comin' back from town 
And they were right in the middle, when Joe topped the hill 
could have been a slaughter, 'cept Joe turned his wheel 
 
Yeah, he turned his wheel and went into a jackknife skid 
And there's no doubt Joe gave his life to save that busload-a kids 
And out there at that cold lonely crossroads, they're sayin' it was the end of the line 
For Big Joe and Phantom 309 ... 
 
But you know, it's funny every now and then, when the moon's holdin' water, ... 
 
Ever' now then, some hitchhiker'll come inside 
And just like you, say Big Joe just gave 'em a ride 
So here son, have another cup and a slice o' pie - you don't have to pay 
Cup o' coffee costs a buck fifty anyway, these days 
I kinda want you to kinda hang onto that dime 
as a souvenir, from Big Joe ... and Phantom 309." 
 
 
 
 
 
 Built Myself a Greenhouse (2005) 
 
GET UP 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
Time is a-wastin', coffee needs tastin' 
Get up, get out of bed 
Soon will be sun-up, be the first one up 
Get up, get out of bed 
Get up, get out of bed 
There's children to be fed 
There's wisdom to be read 
A message to be spread 
Get up, get out of bed 
Throw off that blanket, life is a banquet 
Get up, get out of bed 
You gotta cheat death, take in a deep breath 
Get up, get out of bed 
Get up, get out of bed 
There's families to be fed 
There's wisdom to be read 
A message to be spread 
Get up, get out of bed 
 
Open the window, feel the fresh wind blow 
Get up, get out of bed 
Ring in the morning, sound out a warning 
Get up, get out of bed 
Call the resurgents, timing is urgent 
Get up, get out of bed 
Might be our last chance to make an advance 
Get up, get out of bed 
Get up, get out of bed 
There's armies to be led 
There's wisdom to be read 
A message to be spread 
 
Get up, get out of bed 
Get up, get out of bed 
Get up, get out of bed 
Get up, get out of bed 
 
 
GREENHOUSE 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
I tend a garden downstate in the wilds of Illinois 
You might say I'm married to the soil 
But in the Spring of '61 Jeff  Davis drew a line 
Like  we was water and Dixie was the oil 
By the time of my enlistment Manassas had occurred 
481 good men were killed 
But I am just a gardener with  two humble green thumbs 
firing a gun is not my skill 
 
The only shooting you should do is with this boxy thing 
They said to me to calm my panicked fear 
Light comes in and hits the glass and captures what you see 
So with a so-called "camera," I took up the rear 
We hung a sheet between two poles and everybody posed 
As I refined my portraiture technique 
The boys were full of bluff and bluster in their uniforms 
and then a hundred died at Wilson's Creek 
 
CHORUS 
Roses blooming in the snow cut down with a sword 
Someone spilled red wine against the white 
I trampled out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored 
Nowadays I'm standing in the light 
 
I photographed the things they carried and the things they lost 
Including gangrene limbs and all their friends 
But I'd have anything if I could recapture 
The essence of my own lost innocence 
From Chancelorsville to Chickamauga - I did my duty well 
A wagon of glass plates I did collect 
At Appomattox Courthouse, I saluted General Grant 
turned over a bloody retrospect 
 
Ulysses sorted through the pile for hours without a word 
At times he worked a cigar in his mouth 
At last he shook my hand and said: I've got no use for these 
Went off to finalize things with the South 
To haul my wagon back to Springfield took me several months 
Cause every hour I had to stop and stare 
For though the Union had been saved there wasn't nothing left 
The country I had once known wasn't there 
 
CHORUS 
 
The garden I'd once tended was wild and gone to weeds 
crows and goats ignored me as they grazed 
I built myself a greenhouse with those photograph glass-plates 
It seemed a shame to let them go to waste 
Sometimes the faces mock me, enshrined in black and white 
Sometimes I want to smash them with a spade 
But other times the sun breaks through and for a little while 
I watch the memories blister, pop and fade 
 
CHORUS 
 
 
A LIFE IN MUSIC 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
I was born in a pine cone on the tallest spruce tree 
I was raised by a forest at the edge of the sea 
felled at 580, thought I'd lived my lifespan 
But that day at the sawmill was where my life began 
 
CHORUS 
I lived a life in music 
and it's funny to see 
how the guitar never falls very far from the tree 
 
Quartered and sanded and shipped here and there 
turned into cardboard, tables and chairs 
but the best part of me a luthier did buy 
a delicate cross-grain simply captured his eye 
delicate cross-grain simply captured his eye 
Measured and cut, fitted and matched 
tuned to turn when some strings were attached 
placed in a case and then sent to some store 
where I hung on the wall for six months or more 
hung on the wall for six months or more 
 
CHORUS 
 
Bought by a rich man and left in the case 
while he schemed and he traveled all over the place 
till his 8-year old daughter left alone in the house 
opened a closet and we became pals 
opened a closet and we became pals 
When she switched to piano in her 14th year 
I helped her kid brother recognize his career 
but he wanted things louder soon left me behind 
Yeah, he traded me in for the electric kind 
traded me in for the electric kind 
 
CHORUS 
 
Hocked and then bought and then re-hocked again 
Till a vagrant musician claimed he was my best friend 
a busker by trade played the subways and streets 
Heavy-gauge strings and a big boomin' beat 
Heavy-gauge strings and a big boomin' beat 
I became a real guitar in the hands of that man 
somehow we made it through a 30-year span 
Till the day his poor hands couldn't bang out the rent 
And we both cried as back to the pawnshop I went 
both cried as back to the pawnshop I went 
 
CHORUS 
 
But by this time my past it had caught up with me 
I was told that I now had a rare pedigree 
A rock and roll prince quickly carried me off 
But his hands were too weak and his fingertips soft 
hands were too weak and his fingertips soft 
Proudly displayed with those he'd collected 
But I didn't feel special, I just felt neglected 
So I bowed up my neck till the prince couldn't play 
And in no time at all the prince gave me away 
no time at all the prince gave me away 
 
CHORUS 
 
Strings were all tarnished, finish was cracked 
I ended my days with an old lumberjack 
The two of us found such a wonderful rhythm 
That when he passed on they buried me with him 
when he passed on they buried me with him 
Now I lie here at rest in a stand of spruce trees 
10 billion songs still beating in me 
The lumberjack slumbers, I dream of decay 
And wait for the tree roots to take me away 
 
CHORUS 
 
 
STORIES THAT WE TELL 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI and Darryl Purpose/Gambler's Grace Music-SESAC) 
 
So you wanna write a story 
Let me show you how it's done 
First you get yourself a good guy and you fit him with a gun 
Then you rustle up some bad guys, the dark and evil kind 
so when they get slaughtered, no one minds 
But when the fight is over and everything seems well 
and everyone awaits their place in heaven or in hell 
Just don't forget we become the stories that we tell 
 
So you wanna write a story 
Let me show you how it's done 
First, you build yourself a temple that can almost touch the sun 
then you write yourself some rules 'bout how folks should behave 
and how the others won't be saved 
And when the crusade's over and the tolling of the bell 
covers up the cries of the fallen infidels 
Just don't forget we become the stories that we tell 
 
Yeah we become the stories as the 
things we think and do and feel enfold us 
And the story still reveals itself and 
tells our children's children what it told us 
Sold us, yeah yeah yeah 
 
So you wanna write a story 
Let me show you how it's done 
First you build yourself a country and you call it Number One 
Then you find yourself a country you can treat like Number Two 
because they don't do things like you do 
And when the final native son has been killed or expelled 
when you control the diamond mines and every oily well 
Just don't forget we become the stories that we tell 
 
 
QUESTION OF FAMILY 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Well I bought me a plum tree, planted it straight away 
gave it love and attention, watered it every day 
Saw it bloom in the springtime but no fruit did appear 
When the leaves fell in autumn I thought: Maybe next year 
 
So I waited through winter, through the ice and the snow 
another spring and a summer, still had nothing to show 
So I asked of an expert why the fruit didn't come 
He said: This tree's ornamental. There won't be any plums. 
 
CHORUS 
It's a question of family that comes up now and then 
it's a subject that's slippery I'm sure you understand 
that my faith and my patience is almost at an end 
for the question of family that begins with When? 
 
I'm afraid to go shopping at the grocery store 
You see, I've got a heart condition that I just can't ignore 
Cause when I look at a baby in its mother's arms 
and twins in a stroller set off all my alarms 
 
CHORUS 
 
 
SMALL CHANGE DEAL 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Why must my life be a small-change deal 
Why must my life be a small-change deal 
Right side of the menu to order a meal when your life is a small-change deal 
 
Why must my future be a one-room flat 
Why must my future be a one-room flat 
Nothin' but cold water comin' out of the tap when your future is a one-room flat 
 
Why must my dreams wither on the vine 
Why must my dreams wither on the vine 
Harvesting raisins praying for wine when your dreams wither on the vine 
 
Why must my life be a small-change deal 
Why must my life be a small-change deal 
Right side of the menu to order a meal when your life is a small-change deal 
 
 
NUMBAH ONE BOOM-BOOM 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
The best thing you could say about the worst day in her life 
was that the shiner on her left eye matched the shiner on her right 
She thought about taking classes at The Friendly Tae Kwon Do 
or filing for divorce but then where could she go 
She sang some karaoke at The Sweet & Sour Bar 
with a hooker from Sonora who knew Sam Peckinpah 
it was somewhere in the chorus of Independence Day 
that she realized what she must do 
and there was no other way ... 
 
CHORUS 
It's sad but it's true 
that she shot her husband down 
with a .44 from the Happy Gun Store 
in Koreatown 
 
She stood outside of the gun store and looked at her reflection 
the owner saw her bruised eyes and said: You need big protection 
She told him that she'd been attacked but she hid the awful truth 
that it was her lawful husband who'd knocked out her front tooth 
She didn't have enough scratch but she began to smell a deal 
when the hooker from Sonora let the old man cop a feel 
She got a Dirty Harry Special -- he called it Number One Boom-Boom 
And the deal was sealed when the hooker took him into the backroom 
 
CHORUS 
 
Her husband was in the carport off the empty alleyway 
He said: Where the hell's my dinner? I've had a long, hard workin' day 
When he popped her with a love tap from the back of his hand 
she let him know, without a doubt, that it was more than she could stand ... 
The hooker made it look like a random robbery 
then they both moved in together and split the insurance money 
her husband got the cold slab at the Good Luck Mortuary 
and now every Friday she and the hooker go sing Karaoke 
 
CHORUS 
... Yeah, she's glad that it's true 
that she shot her husband down 
with a .44 from the Happy Gun Store 
in Koreatown 
 
 
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A SHOT 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
When I turned 21, I stepped into a bar 
on the outskirts of my hometown 
showed the man my I.D., he wished me happy birthday 
slammed a bottle and a tiny shot glass down 
He saw me lick my lips as he filled 'er to the tip 
I was good to go, ready for some fun 
I laid down my cash and reached out for the glass 
he grabbed my arm, said: Just a minute son ... 
Now this here glass of whiskey is a mighty powerful thing 
it's mowed down a multitude of men 
you best treat it with respect, cause it's got an awful kick 
and over time, on it you might depend 
 
It can knock you off that stool and on your butt 
that's why they call it a shot 
that's why they call it a shot 
 
When you first feel the impact you just might double over 
as the heat goes tearin' through your craw 
you'll know positively why they call it rotgut whiskey 
when you're walkin' wounded, ripped apart and raw 
 
It hits your belly and burns an awful lot 
that's why they call it a shot 
that's why they call it a shot 
 
When it takes your head off, Lord it makes an awful mess 
like a bullet ricocheting 'round your brain 
mangles all your memories, hamstrings all your histories 
till you can't tell the pleasures from the pain 
 
An assassin is aiming for your thoughts 
that's why they call it a shot 
that's why they call it a shot 
 
He said I know you didn't come here to listen to me preach 
I only hope this warnin' serves you well 
but as he turned away I couldn't help but be amazed: 
how all those glasses look like ammo shells 
The place was fillin' up by then, so I took a look around 
the barroom had become a battlefield 
casualties surrounded me, bodies weighted down, ya see, 
by leaden liquored wounds that never healed 
Then I looked at my chest and did a double take 
there was a target with a bulls eye on my heart 
so I quickly stole away, but ever since that day 
before I take a drink, I think ... long and hard 
 
that's why they call it a shot 
that's why they call it a shot 
It's the kind of war I'm glad I never fought 
that's why they call it a shot 
that's why they call it a shot 
 
 
HOBO JERRY 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI and Chad Watson/Missouri Man Music-BMI) 
 
Go tell Texas Slim and good ol' Lonesome Lou 
Andy Lang from the Lakeshore Gang way up in Kalamazoo 
Go tell the Singin' Brakeman to spread it on down the line 
We're gonna bury Hobo Jerry for the very last time 
 
Tell the lion tamer, the acrobat on high, 
The raconteurs and the troubadours who love to speechify 
Go tell the geeks and sideshow freaks to consecrate a shrine 
So we can bury Hobo Jerry for the very last time 
 
Carve him out a tombstone, there'll be no resurrection 
He won't exhume by the light of the moon 
For your Saturday night attraction 
A Barnum-Bailey epitaph for a son way past his prime 
 
Oh lay him down in darkness, the Sovereign of this land 
And if you choose to take his shoes I'm sure he'd understand 
The richest man in 12 states didn't leave behind a dime 
We're gonna carry Hobo Jerry to the old cemetery 
Bury Hobo Jerry for the very last time 
Bury Hobo Jerry for the very last time 
 
 
FATHER WAS A WARRIOR 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
My father was a warrior 
His followers were legion and all of them expendable 
His weapons, they were fearsome and always indispensable 
racing like a stallion through the pain 
When your father's a warrior 
every dream is a campaign 
 
My father was a warrior 
each choice was a strategy, each step was a battle 
every problem was the enemy, to be slaughtered and then straddled 
staring straight ahead with stony eyes 
When your father's a warrior 
you focus on the prize 
 
If you want a piece of me 
then bring it on 
But you best be careful 
you're messin' with a warrior's son 
 
My father was a warrior 
each talent was an arsenal, each family was a nation 
every shame, a court-martial, every hug, a commendation 
shackled by an old chain of command 
When your father's a warrior 
you're marching to the band 
 
 
HAPPIER THAN THEY KNEW 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
I'm too close to this couple to offer sage advice 
so feel free to disregard my point of view 
but it seems to be so clear 
looking back on all those years 
they appear to be happier than they knew 
 
You don't know what it means to be scared till you have kids 
and mister, I'm not just talkin' about the flu 
what with adolescent rants 
crazy auto accidents 
what's the chance they'd be happier than they knew 
 
There oughta be a prize 
When you think about the size 
of the real estate they own in space and time 
let the record indicate 
though the hour is getting late 
neither one of them was ever left behind 
 
Hot and cold running wars 
they have spent some time apart 
to this day don't know the way they made it through 
but through all the lonely nights 
slamming doors, midnight fights 
... you got it right, they were happier than they knew 
 
There oughta be a prize 
When you think about the size 
of the real estate they own in space and time 
let the record indicate 
though the hour is getting late 
neither one of them was ever left behind 
 
We're too close to this couple to offer sage advice 
so feel free to disregard our point of view 
but it seems to be so clear 
looking back on all those years 
they appear to be happier than they knew 
yeah it seems to be so clear 
looking back on all those years 
looky here, they were happier than they knew 
 
 
MAGAZINE SONG 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
I was a playboy and a hustler, livin' in the penthouse, 
Having high times on a spin like a rolling stone 
But now I'm in the family circle, with a mademoiselle 
I got a cosmopolitan, metropolitan home 
 
Yeah, the TV. was my guide, I got my entertainment weekly 
Without a soap opera to digest, I would panic 
But now I love the outdoor life, I'm standing in a field and stream 
All my sports are illustrated by a popular mechanic 
 
Yeah, I know that it's time to renew 
And I don't have any kind of a clue 
You see I no longer subscribe to those views 
I got more important issues to peruse 
 
I was a cigar aficionado with a fortune and success 
Yeah I spent my smart money on food and wine 
But now me and Mother Jones we got a better home & garden 
Two weight watchers into vegetarian times 
 
Yeah, I know that it's time to renew 
And I think I've found a halfway good excuse 
You see I no longer subscribe to those views 
I got more important issues to peruse 
 
I was a playboy and a hustler, livin' in the penthouse, 
Having high times on a spin like a rolling stone 
But now I'm in the family circle, with a mademoiselle 
I got a cosmo girl in a metropolitan home 
No depression ‘bout my dirty linen on a billboard 
Sing out 
 
 
BARBARA'S GUITAR 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Let's play a song on Barbara's guitar 
Because strumming the strings of a thing once alive 
can put to rest any rumors of death 
There's vine of life choking the fingerboard 
Hard to tell if it's real or phony 
But that purfling that's circling 
The body and sound hole 
Is without a doubt real abalone 
I have longed to hold seashells very close to my ears 
I'm a child in search of sweet song 
There are oceans within 
Come on in 
 
Let's play a song on Barbara's guitar 
All the ballads she yearned to have learned come alive 
Simply to show what we already know 
Put on the best strings that money can buy 
And make up some magical tuning 
When we sing it we'll wing it 
And watch while our fingers 
Paint pictures like Willem de Kooning 
I have longed to hold tree bones very close to my breast 
Let me lift this one out of the casket 
And her spirit is near 
Can you hear 
 
Let's write a song on Barbara's guitar 
She's longing to find us, wants to remind us we're alive 
She will show us the chords to move towards 
Copy it down like a cheap bill of sale 
Historical record of provenance 
We'll design it and sign it 
Our children will find it 
And thank their divine Providence 
And each time I gaze in my precious sons' eyes 
I see Barbara in search of sweet song 
And I'll teach them to play 
A new song every day 
So their grandkids can say 
We are here 
She is here 
 
 
BUNCHA DAMN SONGWRITERS 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Who told you that you could sugar the coffee 
Who told you that you could stir in the cream 
on a Lightfoot lake east of Milwaukee 
where the witch of November killed a summertime dream 
Who told you that you could forge me a guitar 
with Mesabi Range iron steel strings? 
ring the chimes of freedom from Hibbing to Bleecker 
till the Birmingham Choir had no choice but to sing 
Who told you that you could ever be heard 
Who told you that you could act so absurd 
You're just a buncha damn songwriters yodeling words 
for to gargle inside of your throat 
and it won't change the way that I vote 
 
You're a stranger to most, you're the last one they toast 
it's like you got some kind of disease 
you seldom get laid, you never get paid 
just your name in parentheses 
 
Who told you that you could drink up the Delta 
Who told you that you could debauch the queen 
topple the bandstand in old Philadelphia 
for the life-giving lust of a little girl's scream 
Who told you that you could power the people 
to push past the parades of war 
repaint each ghetto from Watts to Soweto 
with the pure, plaintive poems of the pressurized poor 
Who told you that you could rule the world 
Who told you that you could dance with my girl 
You're just a buncha damn songwriters gathering pearls 
for to hang 'round the neck of a shoat 
and it won't change the way that I vote 
and it won't change the way that I vote 
probably won't change the way that I vote 
 
 
 
 
 
 Follow a Hunch (1996) 
 
GREASY COFFEE BEANS 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Grind up some greasy, greasy coffee beans 
Colombian dark supreme 
my heart beats fast and my eyes are wide 
make me toss and turn all night 
with crazy, crazy caffeine dreams 
from all those greasy, greasy coffee beans 
 
Ah Greasy, greasy coffee beans 
Make me feel so extreme 
your instant coffee is just brown water 
I need fresh java beans to run my motor 
I'm a lubricated complex machine 
that runs on greasy, greasy coffee beans 
 
Ah Greasy, greasy coffee beans 
The only high that's really clean 
I like cream in my coffee like a thundercloud 
sugar as sweet as a horn is loud 
if you wanna break the old routine 
grind up some greasy, greasy coffee beans 
 
Greasy, greasy coffee beans 
Greasy, greasy coffee beans 
Greasy, greasy coffee beans 
 
 
REQUIEM FOR RAYMOND CARVER 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Most people they look up in the middle of the day 
and all they see is the sun 
But he looks up and sees a bright, blazing star 
and much, much more beyond 
 
(chorus) 
Did you see his light 
Did you hear his noise 
Did he lead you down a better path 
He's a deadbeat and a drifter 
but he's also a dreamer 
who'll tell ya: "One out of three ain't that bad" 
 
It's a very good thing when he can put together something 
with just a pencil and his two bare hands 
And it's even better when his eyes can see it 
and his mind and spirit understand 
 
(chorus) 
 
(break) 
If you hire him, you'll probably fire him 
If you love him, you're probably stuck with him 
 
He's the first one out of bed and the last to go to sleep 
waiting for his muse to arrive 
He's never had a plan, looks like an ordinary man 
but he's scribbling in the margins of his life 
 
(chorus) 
 
 
FOLLOW A HUNCH 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
You never see the same face twice in the city 
wish I could guess the name of everyone I see 
There's a little bit of me inside their bones 
I'd like to let 'em know  they're not alone 
 
There's no genie inside this aluminum can 
got no quick-fix, no handbook, and no plan 
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see 
that today  is already history 
 
Chorus: 
Give me love, wisdom and courage -- that's a start 
If I should take an angry breath, I'll bite my tongue 
I'm gonna try as hard as I can not to try so hard 
From now on, I follow a hunch 
 
When you follow a hunch, you do a service to yourself 
you know that every insult is a cry for help 
and the brightest desert day is pitch black 
compared to the light of God -- and that's a fact 
 
There's no genie inside this aluminum can 
got no quick-fix, no handbook, and no plan 
There's a little bit of me inside your bones 
I'd like to let you know  you're not alone 
 
Chorus: 
Give me love, wisdom and courage -- that's a start 
If I should take an angry breath, I'll bite my tongue 
I'm gonna try as hard as I can not to try so hard 
From now on, I follow a hunch 
 
Love, wisdom and courage -- that's a start 
If I should take an angry breath, I'll bite my tongue 
I'm gonna try as hard as I can not to try so hard 
From now on, I follow a hunch 
 
 
THE PISTOL 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
I was always one to consider myself 
as coming from a long, long line 
of cussers and fighters and wild bull riders 
and connoisseurs of fine moonshine 
 
My old granddaddy called me The Pistol 
said I was a son-of-a-gun 
and in keepin' up with the family tradition 
I was not to be outgunned 
 
For longest time I've been punchin' in late 
guess my good luck just expired 
'cause this ol' Pistol just got loaded and fired 
 
Yeah this ol' Pistol just got loaded and fired 
The boss said my performance on the job 
left a lot to be desired 
I tried to argue but I couldn't talk straight 
and I suddenly felt real tired, 
'cause this ol' Pistol just got loaded and fired 
 
Here I stand at the old time clock 
call it the scene of the crime 
My eyes are red and halfway closed 
and my breath smells like turpentine 
 
I'm through with drinkin' my breakfast 
guess it's time to get inspired 
'cause this ol' Pistol just got loaded and fired 
 
(REPEAT CHORUS) 
 
I tried to argue but I couldn't see straight 
and I suddenly felt real tired, 
'cause this ol' Pistol just got loaded and fired 
 
 
SIX STEEL STRINGS 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
I first heard it on the radio 
a solitary symphony 
I didn't know exactly what it was -- 
but it had something to with me 
it wasn't till I was five-years old 
when I found out that that thing 
was 20 frets on a wooden box 
with six steel strings 
 
Well, I knew I had to have one 
so I saved up every dime 
for two summers I picked strawberries 
trying to make it mine 
I spent Saturdays at the sacred store 
from morning to evening 
playing 20 frets on a wooden box 
with six steel strings 
 
Yeah, the musical gate had opened 
once I started, I couldn't stop 
I got a 12-string and a banjo 
and I began to improve my chops 
I even got me a Stratocaster 
with everything but the kitchen sink 
But I always came back to a wooden box 
with six steel strings 
 
In my twenties, life got serious 
and I began to observe 
no one cared about my music 
I had less than I deserved 
So I took up with a woman 
who said "put away childish things 
Like 20 frets on a wooden box 
with six-steel strings" 
 
Now I'm way past thirty 
and I'm happy to report 
I finally got rid of that woman 
and I'm back to learnin' chords 
well I found me a brand-new lady 
and she loves to hear me sing 
and 20 frets on a wooden box 
with six steel strings 
20 frets on a wooden box with six steel strings 
 
 
BONNIE 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
She was workin' the counter at the Kennedy Carwash 
suckin' on a cigarette 
She was readin' "Soldier Of Fortune" 
and her eyes had criminal intent 
Well, I sucked in my gut, buttoned my fly 
and straightened up my collar 
I said, "Could you change my money" 
and I gave her a twenty 
She handed me 40 half-dollars 
 
(CHORUS) 
Bonnie, Bonnie 
Bonnie let me be your Clyde 
I got a wife at home with 4 and a half kids 
and a girlfriend on the side 
Bonnie, Bonnie 
Bonnie let me be your Clyde 
I know I look like a jerk 
but when you get off work 
Could you take me for a ride 
 
Her Mustang was filled with unpaid tickets 
but Bonnie didn't look concerned 
She smoked another cigarette down to the filter 
-- I was hopin' we'd both get burned 
She fishtailed the car and kissed me so hard 
that my lips felt like they'd been stapled 
We went to DB Cooper's 
and we threw back shooters 
till I was starin' at the bottom of the table 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
She was naked on the couch with one foot in the air 
twitchin' like a stray cat's tail 
Her body was covered with tattoos and studs 
-- an illustrated Braille female 
Well I took my time readin' the instructions 
-- even the ones on her ass 
I was an old tomcat 
who just wanted to be bad 
I was lickin' the aquarium glass 
 
(CHORUS) 
 
(BRIDGE) 
She pulled out a 38 caliber pistol 
and loaded it with one bullet 
She said, "Let's make love 
while the sun comes up 
and we're playin' Russian roulette" 
 
Well I sucked in my breath, buttoned my fly 
and slowly backed away 
I said, "It's funny my dear, 
how things looks so clear 
In the first strong light of the day" 
 
Bonnie, Bonnie 
Bonnie I can't be your Clyde 
I got a wife at home with 4 and a half kids 
and a girlfriend on the side 
Bonnie, Bonnie 
Bonnie I can't be your Clyde 
I know I sound like a jerk 
but I'm late for work 
Would you mind givin' me a ride 
 
I know I sound like a jerk 
but I'm late for work 
Would you mind givin' me a ride 
 
Bonnie 
Bonnie 
Bonnie 
 
 
CLEAN 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
When the half-moon looks like a bar of soap 
or a breath mint of wintergreen 
That's the time that I lose all hope 
and I wonder:  Will I ever be clean 
Yes, I wonder if I'll ever be clean 
 
Underneath the bath towels on the shelf 
is where I stash my dirty magazines 
I take a cold shower and I dry myself 
and I wonder:  Will I ever be clean 
Yes, I wonder if I'll ever be clean 
 
Do you know what I mean 
Will I ever be clean 
You know the longer you run the machine 
the harder it is to keep clean 
Do you know what I mean 
Will I ever be clean 
You know the longer you run the machine 
the harder it is to keep clean 
the harder it is to keep clean 
 
I watch the kitty-cat take a sunbath 
on the rug by the back porch screen 
I raise my arm and I lick my hand 
and I wonder: Will I ever be clean 
Yes, I wonder if I'll ever be clean 
 
Now the rain makes lip-smacking noises 
while a newborn baby screams 
about the unavoidable choices 
that leave us all so unclean 
Yes, they leave us all so unclean 
 
Do you know what I mean 
Will we ever be clean 
You know the longer we run the machine 
the harder it is to keep clean 
Do you know what I mean 
Will we ever be clean 
You know the longer we run the machine 
the harder it is to keep clean 
the harder it is to keep clean 
 
 
I'M FROM CALIFORNIA 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Well, you say that you're from New York City 
and you're right at home in a angry mob 
with the sound of breakin' glass 
well, you know that I'm from California 
And I say California can kick your ass 
 
Well, you say you live on the Mississippi 
and every Spring the rains come 
and the river rises fast 
well, you know that I'm from California 
And I say California can kick your ass 
 
CHORUS: 
I don't mean any disrespect 
and you can bet that I am quite sincere 
when I say that the state of California's 
been kickin' my ass for years 
 
Well, you say that you're from east of Java 
where the ground shakes and the earth quakes 
-- and all that jazz 
well, you know that I'm from California 
And I say California can kick your ass 
 
CHORUS: 
I don't mean any disrespect 
and you can bet that I am quite sincere 
when I say that the state of California's 
been kickin' my ass for years 
 
Well, maybe you're from depths of hell 
where the furnace of damnation 
blows a hot and fiery blast 
well, you know that I'm from California 
And I say California can kick your ass 
 
Yes, I know California can kick your ass 
 
 
DEVIL DRIVES A DODGE 
(Robert Morgan Fisher & Ethan Wiley/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Devil drives a Dodge, the headlights are red 
the gas tank's empty, the battery's dead 
Radiator's frozen, the A/C steams 
the tailpipe smells like a case of gangrene 
 
Curled up in the back 
of this phantom tank it's 
a woman soft and warm 
as a Navajo blanket 
praying for her life 
shivering in fear 
at the bloodshot eyes 
in the rearview mirror 
 
There's a hero on the trail a hundred miles back 
where not a living thing stands, the cactus is black 
The scorched earth leads to the end of the line 
where the they finally meet  and the vultures will dine -- 
on the loser 
 
He's hot on the trail of that phantom tank 
with a woman soft and warm 
as a Navajo blanket 
Praying for her life 
shivering in fear 
at the bloodshot eyes 
in the rearview mirror 
 
The wind blows through bullet holes in every window 
ringed, cracked webs of an angry black widow 
Devil drives a Dodge on the molten asphalt 
no brakes, no spare, the tires are bald 
Devil drives a Dodge, the headlights are red 
the gas tank's empty, battery's dead 
 
Curled up in the back 
of this phantom tank it's 
a woman soft and warm 
as a Navajo blanket 
 
 
ALCOHOL 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
The building where the band once played 
is called a "Gazebo" 
The picnic lunch that you've made 
is served "Al Fresco" 
You'll be mortar to love's pestle 
grind my potion in the vessel 
My lips kiss the rim of the glass 
as if it was your mouth 
 
And then  Alcohol, oh Alcohol 
always something with Alcohol 
Oh Alcohol, something with Alcohol 
Why do we hate what we create 
 
The bowtie and the black-tail coat 
is called a "tuxedo" 
The vintage wine they serve -- 
is a "Bordeaux" 
I'm a stylus that is driven 
to play the record of ambition 
They all raise their glasses high 
towards my destiny 
 
But then  Alcohol, oh Alcohol 
always something with Alcohol 
Oh Alcohol, something with Alcohol 
Why do we break the things we make 
 
The wife, the baby and myself 
constitutes a "trio" 
we pose for the camera 
in a "tableau" 
The child sees the picture often 
from the cradle to the coffin 
Tries to remember 
Tries to forget 
 
Because  Alcohol, oh Alcohol 
always something with Alcohol 
Oh Alcohol, something with Alcohol 
Why do we break the things we make 
Oh, how we hate what we create 
 
 
NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
So Tonto didn't come back from El Diablo Canyon 
the posse turned and said to the Lone Ranger 
"It's late, we've got to turn back" 
But he replied to his companions: 
"We don't `heigh-ho silver' till the last one's 
out of danger" 
 
You never wave a loaded gun 
unless you're willing to pull the trigger 
and you don't turn your back on a buddy 
you can't find 
and you never really grow up 
it's just your body getting bigger 
the most important thing is: 
You never leave a man behind 
 
Private Johnson had been missing since the previous afternoon 
in the final daring mission of the war 
"Though the enemy's in retreat," 
said the leader of the platoon, 
"The battle's not over till we're all accounted for" 
You never wave a loaded gun 
unless you're willing to pull the trigger 
and you don't turn your back on a buddy 
you can't find 
and you never really grow up 
it's just your body getting bigger 
the most important thing is: 
You never leave a man behind 
 
So much for lessons learned at a Saturday matinee 
sometimes I can't help feeling like a fake 
I'm supposed to be an adult 
and forget about yesterday 
but I have a feeling that would be a mistake 
 
You'll never see a movie again 
for less than seven dollars 
and you don't turn your back on the child in your mind 
and you never really grow up 
it's just the world getting smaller 
the most important thing is: 
You never leave yourself behind 
 
No you never leave a man 
You never leave yourself 
You never leave a man behind 
 
 
NO MISTAKES 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
Go figure a person who's got more than he can spend, 
if he gives you twenty dollars--would you be his friend 
He's got a techno-bitch on the side and that ain't all 
 
But I've made no mistakes that I can recall 
No, I've made no mistakes that I can recall 
 
Go figure a woman who says you treat her much too fine, 
she's happier being another dried out concubine 
It's the immortality of the bathroom wall 
 
But I've made no mistakes that I can recall 
No, I've made no mistakes that I can recall 
 
(instrumental break) 
 
Go figure a company in the Fortune five-O-O, 
taxman sends a letter addressed to the CEO 
He says "I gave at the office" --can you imagine the gall 
 
But I've made no mistakes that I can recall 
No, I've made no mistakes that I can recall 
 
 
LARGE LOVE 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
I know I've been thinking a lot this year 'cause my head is so empty 
Just because my eyes are starry, 
Doesn't mean that I'm not sorry 
for breaking up the party-- 
before the first guest even arrived 
 
(Chorus) 
Turn up the corners of your mouth, 
and inflate your heart 
My parachute won't open and this time it's gonna take 
a Large Love to break the fall 
 
I know I've been loved a lot this year `cause my heart is so heavy 
When you've been disappointed by a lover, 
It's hard to recover 
But you've shown me your true colors-- 
How can we go back to black and white 
 
(Chorus) 
 
Turn up the corners of my mouth, and deflate my ego 
Wouldn't need no parachute if I could only lighten up, 
and land on an easy memory 
 
 
JAWS OF THE ANGEL 
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI) 
 
In the Spring of '85 I headed west 
on the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway 
 
I had to floor it as I descended 
to keep from being up-ended by the wind blowing up 
the San Bernardino Mountains 
I was crawling into the hot breath of The Angel 
I was dreaming of adventure, the whitewashed buildings 
looked like dentures on each side of 
the San Diego Freeway 
Just like false teeth in the Jaws Of The Angel 
 
In the Spring of '85 I headed west 
on the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway 
 
Got a job as a deejay while I polished up my resume 
and settled in 
the San Fernando Valley 
just out of reach of The Jaws Of The Angel 
Then I made a stab at acting 'cause my sanity was cracking like the San Andreas Faultline 
cracking and sliding into The Jaws Of The Angel 
 
In the Spring of '85 I headed west 
on the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway 
 
Wedding bells were ringing, 
I was writing songs and singing so moved to 
Santa Monica City 
getting closer to The Jaws Of The Angel 
But in the Spring of '92, 
Something smoldering just blew we fled to 
Santa Catalina Island 
smoke was pouring from The Jaws Of The Angel 
In the aftermath that followed, 
we were like a pair of swallows coming home to 
San Juan Capistrano 
just like to love birds flying back into The Jaws Of The Angel 
 
And to think it all began 
In the Spring of '85 when I headed west 
on the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway 
 
 
        
        
		
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